My New Year's Resolution

The New Year is upon us. With it comes the firing of NFL coaches, the greatest day in sports and the reminder that i believe it's 47 days until pitchers and catchers report to camp.

It's also that time of year where gyms are packed, grocery stores are only crowded in the produce and organic sections, and cigarette sales are down as people are trying their hardest to fulfil their New Year's Resolutions.

Traditionally, I hate these things. Why? Because they always fail. Or at least the people who claim to have them fail at fulfilling their dreams. By the end of February, my gym will be back to being nice and quiet, Oreo's will fly off the shelves and Marlboro will be back on top.

But this year, I am here to give you hope. I have a New Year's Resolution and that is to keep No Owens going. There's so much going on in probably all of our lives right now that it's important that we take time to do the things that we love to do. I like writing about sports, expressing my opinions, and talking at you about why Tim Tebow is the most overrated player in the history of college football and how Pat White will probably go down as the most underrated. Talking about how Manny Ramirez is worth every penny he asks for and that the Yankees, believe it or not, are getting worse.

Moral of the story is this. My goal is to get No Owens back in 09. There's a lot to talk about, and I will find the time to do it. For all ten of you.