Thursday, November 29, 2007

LSU to Michigan?

Last night ESPNews reported that LSU will allow Michigan to talk LSU head football coach Les Miles. This was something that we expected after Lloyd Carr's firing while Miles is "part of the family."

I also think Les Miles is nuts.

I understand the loyalty issue that Miles has. If Michigan offers him the right deal, there aren't many that are speculating that he will leave what is right now the best program in the nation, and go to Michigan. Yesterday I listened to an interview with Desmond Howard talking about how much of a fan he was of Miles when Howard was busy winning the Heisman just before getting dismantled by Billy Joe Hoebert and Mark Brunell.

Aside from the loyalty factor, what could someone be thinking? I mean, at Michigan you have the opportunity to recruit well from all over the country. You have the ability to play for National Titles being that you basically play one important game per year. You also become under a microscope, like Lloyd Carr was, of if you don't beat Ohio State, you're done.

LSU doesn't really have a big rival. I suppose that Arkansas is it, but that's not saying much, unless you're asking Casey Dick right about now. Tomorrow, not so much. The coaching mecca for the college coaches is the SEC. Why? It's the ultimate in competition. As much as I hate Urban Meyer and Steve Spurrier, they are the fiercest competitors in college football. They want the challenge of playing against the best teams and the best players in the nation. What does this say about Miles?

Look. I'm not going to lie, but as the Vols are playing LSU this weekend, I really don't have a problem with Miles having his head in another spot and his players thinking about losing their head coach sometime in the near future yet to be determined. But you talk about loyalty, how do you feel if you're a Tiger fan right now? Do you feel that Miles' head was in the wrong place last week and cost you a shot at the title? What about now, with the SEC Title on the line, you're head football coach is going out and looking at another job?

I still hold Mike Holmgren responsible for the Packers losing Super Bowl XXXII. Had he not already accepted the Head Coach/GM position with the Seahawks, I believe his head would have been where it needed to be. Holmgren couldn't have cared less about that game. What about Miles now? I understand that Michigan needs a coach ASAP for recruiting purposes, but this is just a bad spot to be in.

Miles can't talk to Michigan until the SEC Title game is over. But if you think he's not dreaming about it right now, you're wrong. But here's my thing. Miles isn't the coach I would want. If he leaves LSU, he's not the competitor that I would want as my head coach. Are you trying to tell me that playing in the Big Ten is a bigger challenge than playing in the SEC? If he leaves, he doesn't have the competitive edge. I wouldn't want that in a head football coach, I don't know about you.

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Following Up on the Heisman

Where do you go from here? Seriously?

Darren McFadden may have actually hurt his Heisman stock in my opinion this past week. Why you ask? The guy had a huge game against arguably the most feared defense in the nation. I mean, did he take some of the other games off? We see what this guy is capable of and without a doubt, he is the most capable skill player in the nation. Especially with a running back, consistency is key. Quarterbacks can get away with an off game, running backs not a chance.

Jumping Jack Tebow's numbers are the most consist ant as well as the most inflated because of his system. He is fortunate to be built like a fullback and the majority of his touchdown runs come simply because there isn't a back in the backfield, courtesy of the offense he is in. Did you notice this past week that as big as Tebow is, his right arm is noticeably larger than his left? I mean, if you play quarterback in D1 and can't be one of the highest rated passers in the nation playing with Percy Harvin, Andre Caldwell and another 3-4 receivers on any given play, D2 should be calling your name. Numbers are good, but again, if Brennan's numbers are inflated, look at Tebow's, especially his rushing TD's.

Sadly, Dixon is done. So who are we left with?

The race should really be between Chase Daniel and Pat White. Why?

Did you watch Daniel play last week? The guy doesn't miss. His offense is very comparable to that of Tebow, but Tebow's three losses are noticeably less impressive than Daniel's one. Daniel really looks to be, right now, my #2.

Preseason, I would never have said this. But given that there is no better option, I have to go with Pat White as of right now. His highlight tape is superior to everyone on the list. He is a better runner than he is a passer, but he is much improved as a passer and has proven to be beyond adequate. Speaking of, that receiver #2 they have is unreal. He's going to be a big time player in the NFL.

Also, Pat White is undefeated this year in games that he has finished. There was a comment from Monday's post saying that White's injury was not reflective of the WV loss to South Florida. People are entitled to their opinions, but that reader's most certainly doesn't mesh with mine. Why? One mistake by a South Florida player could have turned one Pat White run into a touchdown and turned that game into West Virginia favor. He can make one player's mistake cost six points like no one else in the nation. Today, Pat White is the pick.

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Large Stories in the NFL

In the past few days, there have been some major occurrences in the NFL. A few things that could drastically change the outcome of the season. Some things that are just interesting. Let's go.

The Eagles played as well as they could have the other night. They didn't win. But what they did do is expose the Patriots. They took away Randy Moss and made Wes Welker beat them. Well, he did, but the Eagles aren't the best team around. The Eagles busted the Patriots and disrupted their offense with hard-nosed play (ever heard that before) and enough blitzes to put Brady on his rear enough to get in his head.

The Steelers are not a finesse team. They are going to physically pound the Patriots. Their defense is one of the best in the NFL. Wes Welker wants nothing to do with Polamalu's hair. They can pressure the quarterback. I am going to say it right now...the Steelers, thanks to Andy Reid's blueprint, will beat the Patriots. Hello Larry Czonka.

Devin Hester scores apparently about 25-50% of the time he touches the ball. I don't know what you think, but that's a pretty substantial number. I would doubt that anyone can match that. Let's analyze this.

People talk about kicking to Devin Hester and it should never be done. People are "idiots" for kicking to this guy. Let me tell you who the idiots are...the coaches in the NFL whose teams cannot cover a kick. Unacceptable. The special teams game wins and loses games. The Bears have the best return "team" in the NFL. Hester was touched how many times on his touchdowns last week? Somewhere between zero-two. I've got new for you...anyone with speed would have taken those kicks to the house.

So now you don't kick to this guy and you sacrifice 15-20 yards of field position because your team can't cover a kick? Special teams need to be taken seriously and since the Bears have no offense whatsoever, they take it seriously. PS, if Devin Hester was really this good, don't you think you would want to get him in on offense?
Seriously. Stop crediting Hester and give the entire Bears return team a trip to the Pro Bowl. Then learn how to cover a kick. I can hear Bob Daman yelling "Hells bells Jon Petree, stay in your damn lane."

Finally, the most important story. I'm not a Washington Redskins fan. I'm not a Miami Hurricanes fan. I'm a football fan, and regardless who you root for, you appreciate good football. Sean Taylor was one of the best, most underrated and most under-appreciated players in the NFL.

Taylor died this morning at being shot in the leg in his Miami home this weekend. He showed signs of life after surgery last night but in the end, the loss of blood was too much to overcome.

Sean Taylor was given a very difficult task: enter the Miami secondary after three starters were selected in the first round of the NFL draft, one being Ed Reed. What did Taylor do? He became an All American safety after the departure of the legendary Ed Reed and was selected higher in the NFL draft than any of his recent predecessors. By the age of 24, he had been selected to a Pro Bowl and already had a career high in interception this year.

Sean Taylor had the speed to make him a ballhawk and the power to hit like a linebacker. He was a football player's football player.

Monday, November 26, 2007

This Is Getting Out Of Control

Missouri is the #1 team in the country.

Look, here at No Owens, there have been a number of fairly extreme concepts. This was never one of them. How's Mack Brown feeling about passing on Chase Daniel right about now?

Chase Daniel. Funny how this works.

Think about the most important losses this year and which teams lost the games. Kansas, Oregon, Oklahoma, West Virginia. Ohio State and LSU are not relevant because the voters are going to take care of them because of their school's legacies.

Kansas lost in a game where we all saw that they had no experience. We saw they had the fight and the capabilities to beat Missouri but they really dug themselves too big of a hole. So remove Kansas from that list and you have three teams that should be ranked #1 right now. What do they all have in common?

What happens to teams when they lose their starting quarterback? We all know that the quarterback is the focal point of the team, but teams need to be prepared. Tennessee would not have beaten Florida State for the 1998 National Title had FSU had their starting quarterback. I make this allegation all of the time and it's funny how no one seems to argue, but what does this have anything to do with this year?

West Virginia has one loss to the once #2 South Florida Bulls. A game that West Virginia was in and should have won. The kicker? Jarrett Brown, the backup quarterback finished the game for the Mountaineers after Heisman hopefuly Pat White left with an injury. I believe, had White not gotten injured, Vest Virginia would undefeated and the #1 team in the land.

Dennis Dixon went down and Oregon became hopeless. I mean, who isn't other than Washington State with a Leaf under center. Sam Bradford went down with a concussion? You get the point.

West Virginia, luckily, only suffered one loss. The other two, unfortunately, have had their title hopes shot thanks to losing their quarterbacks. I mean, I have never been a Mizzou fan before, or ever had a reason to root for a Mizzou team that didn't have Kareem Rush, but you do realize that these teams getting their quarterbacks knocked out for a game's finale will be what gives Ohio State a shot at the title?

The quarterback is the single most important position in sports. If you think otherwise, then you are an idiot. Look what an injury to one person can do to an entire team. An entire team can lose focus with the loss of one player. That kid from West Virginia is going to be a strong college player, but he couldn't recover from the lack of experience and the emotional loss that the Moutaineers took when their leader went down. Sam Bradford is a freshman and Dixon was the week two Heisman favorite of No Owens. With a loss of a player, these team's seasons have changed dramatically.

Only Ohio State gets excited when players get injured.

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Waiting for Saturday...Terrible (trbl)

I can't begin to tell you how excited I am about Saturday. It's my favorite day of the year. Tomorrow is Thanksgiving, which is nice. The Packers are playing which is even better. But Saturday is the best day of my year. Every year.

Why you ask? Well, the most important college football game of the year is played the Saturday after Thanksgiving. Which game is this? Florida/Florida State.

The battle of the state schools of Florida determines in most years who has the best recruiting class in the country. Some of the best high school athletes will be using the outcome of this game to weigh where they are going to play football next year. There will be more athletic ability and talent on that field Saturday than in most college all-star games. Geno Hayes, the once Tennessee Vol for about a month, has even made the game more exciting by his recent statements. If you haven't heard, it's called Google.

It's going to be exciting.

Lest we forget, the Tennessee Vols are playing for a shot at the title. I had a dream last night that we beat Kentucky by 59. That might be a stretch. But again, I just don't see any Tennessee team going to Kentucky with the SEC East on the line and losing. The Vols are without a doubt the most inconsistent team in the land. But something tells me the team that destroyed Georgia, Arkansas, and South Carolina for a half will show up. Les Miles beware.

Oh yeah, the other game. Why isn't Chase Daniel the Heisman front runner? Or that quarterback from Kansas? Let me remind you of something...if Ohio State was undefeated going into the last week of the season, their quarterback would probably win the Heisman. Ever heard of Troy Smith?

Look, I don't know who's going to win this game. I haven't paid enough attention to either of these teams on the field and that's my own fault. But I'm going to go with Kansas. Kansas believes and that's all that a team that is well coached and on a roll needs to do. Kansas also will give Oklahoma a better game than Mizzou would. Keep in mind, we talked about Oklahoma State and their ability to win one big game a year? They have OU this weekend.

Have a Happy Thanksgiving, and a Happier Saturday.

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Fines, Fines, Everywhere There's Fines

Let me tell you about my new biggest pet peeve running wild through sports. Phil Mickelson can't run so that's not it. Tom Brady isn't it either, it's his receivers and system running for him. Drew Bledsoe is crying. It's not Ohio State either, though it's close.

I am absolutely sick of fines being placed on players and coaches for questioning the officiating in ball games. College football coaches are getting fined. College basketball coaches are getting fined. Managers in baseball get fined. The problem is, those making a case in press conferences traditionally have a case.

Lets take last night's football game in to consideration. The Titans really should have been in a position to win last night. For all of you Vince Young haters out there, you're simply idiots. What, he throws two picks in the fourth tyring to force throws to receivers who can't catch? We know they can't catch because that Williams guy had a touchdown go through his hands and Bo Scaife had a ball hit him in the face mask that would have been a big gain.

There are a couple of puzzling topics around Scaife. That drop yes. But he also made an outstanding effort on a one handed attempt between the hash-marks down towards the Denver endzone. The pass was ruled incomplete and with less than two minutes left in the first half, the Titans couldn't challenge by rule. After three replays, it appeared that Scaife in fact made the acrobatic catch, or it was at least close enough for the officials to take a look at it.

You know I am not an advocate for instant replay. But if it's going to be in the game, it needs to be used by the officials correctly. That play was close enough to look at, and it could have been overturned. A touchdown right before the half could have changed the game for the Titans. No dice.

In his press conference after the game, Vince Young made reference to the poor officiating saying something along the lines of the refs played a factor in the game's outcome. Vince isn't what we would call a cunning linguist. His remarks were pretty straight forward and I wouldn't be surprised if he gets fined for his remarks.

Why should he get fined? Most of the time when players and coaches question the officials, they're either right or have a very good case. Aside from Lou Pinella. So when players and coaches get fined by leagues or conferences, the fining institution is sticking for the officials who are making mistakes.

Does this make sense to you? Let's defend the guys making the mistakes from criticism. I mean, the Democrats don't even believe in that one.

I wrote earlier about how officiating has been made lazy by instant replay. I hate instant replay. But if we have to deal with it, we have to make sure we use it correctly. Yesterday it was not used correctly by the officials. Rule states that all reviews must be administered by the booth with two minutes left in the half. Well, I guarantee you that Jeff Fisher would have reviewed that play given the opportunity. Either way, the system failed yesterday and don't be surprised when Young and probably Fisher get smacked with $10,000 for expressing their frustration. The officiating could have cost them a shot at the game. Football is an emotional game, and it's going to cost Young for opening his mouth.

Friday, November 16, 2007

Moving On

I know many of you are expecting a Barry Bonds post today. I would, but I'm not prepared to yet. As you know, we like to go deep every once in a while about topics. This Bonds thing is going to be a major issue. Marriotti wrote this morning about how Bonds is going to go away forever. I've got news for you, this isn't going away. Not anytime soon. Before I jump to make my point, I want all of you who think that this is going to cure everything to understand that this isn't going to end anything. And from what I understand and just from looking at this, legally, this is going to be a very difficult case to prove against Bonds with all of the factors the defense is going to use.

So now, my dream is over. No Owens has come so close this year to sheer amazingness. We were on the Rockies thing before anyone else. That came up just short, but was still a successful run for us. Now, Dennis Dixon, who No Owens was criticized by our readers for calling him a Heisman favorite after week two, is now out for the season. Sadly, Dixon was going to win the Heisman as ESPN pretty much declared him their favorite.

Dixon is done, and I don't really want to think about who's next in line. Oregon is done and we can talk about the rest of the BCS shake up. So, if everyone wins this week, Kansas will be #2 going into a showdown with potential #4 Mizzou. Assuming OU beats Texas Tech this weekend, and then OKState, you're going to have OU playing the winner of the KU/Mizzou game. So dial this up...the Big XII winner plays in the national title.

Who do they play? I know this is bold, but unless LSU gets their act together, I don't think it's LSU. At least right now. If Ohio State beats Michigan, think about how easy it would be for them to play for the title? West Virginia has the toughest road left of anyone remaining. You don't want to play Pitt on the last week of the season, trust me. Then they have a championship game and UConn. The No Owens prediction of OU/WV is alive, but will WV really go through that schedule without a loss? Will LSU get passed the physical Arkansas team with a beat up defense? Can they beat red hot UT/UGA?

Two terms have come into play more often this year than ever: Control Your Own Destiny and Under the Bus. I don't know why Under the Bus has become so big recently, but I just had to throw it in there because it's been bothering me.

Control Your Own Destiny hasn't been good for most teams this year, see Ohio State, Florida, Oregon, Tennessee, Kentucky, etc. So what does that mean this week? I like Michigan to beat Ohio State, but remember if Ohio State wins, don't be surprised if this crazy season puts them back in title contention. If Ohio State wins, would...Illinois...play in the Rose Bowl? What if Kentucky wins its next two games? You know who they have? Georgia and Tennessee. If they win both games, Florida plays LSU for the SEC Title.

A lot of this is speculation but you know what? Would you have thought Dixon would have bit it and Oregon would have lost in Tucson last night? This is one of the best years of all time in college football. Anything can happen. That's what you want.

Thursday, November 15, 2007

Hey Yankees Fans - Take A Look In The Mirror

For those of you who read on a daily basis, or know the No Owens staff personally, you know that there is a serious distaste for the New York American League baseball club. For those of you who don’t share the same distaste, you need to take a step back and think about the organization that you give you heart and soul to.

Remember about a month ago when the Yankees were trying and successfully stealing the press away from the Boston Red Sox? Remember when they said that if A-Rod opted out of his contract, they wouldn’t renegotiate with him?

Yesterday A-Rod went to the negotiating tables with the Steinbernner pedigree without the help of his agent Scott Boras. Reports coming out of the meetings say that the number they are throwing around now is $27 million.

Remember when Boras was making A-Rod out to be the $30-$35 million player? What happened to that? I’ll tell you exactly what happened to it.

A few weeks ago we talked about Ohio State and how their athletic department knows exactly what they are doing. Winning and losing doesn’t matter as long as you are doing enough winning to get you into a BCS game. Even if Ohio State loses to Michigan this weekend, they still might get an at large bid. Baseball owners are now understanding…if they sign A-Rod for something along the lines of $300 million, are they going to see a return on their investment getting just enough wins to make the playoffs?

Could it be that the owners have spoken? The best player of our generation is out there waiting to be taken to play somewhere on the left side of the infield for any team, and no one is making an offer. What gives? He’s not worth that money. If he was, he’d have a ring, if not six by now. Excuse me while I continue to make another point….with the winning run on second in the bottom of the ninth, who do you want at the plate? Yeah, not A-Rod.

Everything is coming back to bite A-Rod right now. People want to blame Boras for asking too much. I wouldn’t. Look at his…regular season…numbers and they are all world, potentially unmatched by anyone in history. But the only way someone is going to pay want Boras wants for A-Rod is if there is an owner so caught up in winning that he could care less about the money. See Boston and New York.

But A-Rod hasn’t won. Hence why no one wants to pay Boras’ asking price for him. The Yankees said that they wouldn’t negotiate with A-Rod if he opted out. Look who’s the big fool now. When A-Rod said that he wanted to come to the table by himself, the Yankees should have said no thanks. But they didn’t. They think they need A-Rod to win. No, they need Paul O’Neill.

If you’re a Yankees fan, how do you feel about this team that can’t live up to what they say their going to do? By negotiating with A-Rod the one team that no one thought could sell out is selling out. They are cowards. How do you feel if you play for an organization that now goes against their word? What kind of integrity do they have? They were just trying to find a solution to this A-Rod absence by finding a way to get Miguel Cabrera. Cabrera would be in the organization forever if they could get him. For the money, I would say that Cabrera is even a better value that A-Rod is. But no.

We talked a few weeks ago about how maybe the Yankees are going back to their old ways. The way of playing hard nosed baseball based around good pitching and timely, manufactured offense. Now they are going back to the form of baseball that hasn’t gotten them a ring since Bernie. And they are doing it in shame. In the shame of embarrassing themselves by giving A-Rod the chance to come back. Are you kidding me? If you are a Yankees fan, you should be ashamed of your team. Man up and stick to your word…don’t make the ultimate statement and back down. Congratulations, the team that continues to by players thinking that they will help is now not just greedy…they’re frauds too.

Tuesday, November 13, 2007

NFL Shakeups and Shakedowns

Remember a couple of weeks ago when all we could hear about was how much better the Patriots and Colts were than everyone else?

Well, the Patriots just demoralized the Colts. I mean, I don't even understand how that happened. I guess everything has to do with Randy Moss. He is playing so well right now both when the ball is going his way and when it's going in another direction, it's ridiculous.

But if the Patriots are in fact at least one step above everyone else right now, how clustered is the next tier? The Colts don't look good. It's obvious that Favre needs to go back to doing Mastercard commercials given performance on the field and on the screen. I will give them this...I still think the Colts could be the scarriest team in the AFC. Why? They hve been playing absolutely totaled for the past two weeks. Harrison? Hasn't played. Freeney's out. Craphonso Thorpe, yes, that Craphonso Thorpe, the former #1 high school player in the country who got the boot from Florida State, is who the Colts had to go to this week. Yeah, Thorpe and Fred Rouse are the last two players to wear the #1 at FSU. Great track record.

The Colts are going to get healthy come playoff time. I'm not really worried about them going to Foxboro and winning. If it snows, I'll take my chances with Addai. Also, Randy Moss does not play in cold weather.

Not to mention that the Steelers are downright terrifying. Who's the most valuable QB in the AFC right now? Big Ben. The Steelers are not a team you want to play. I would pick them to beat the Pats right now. Why? They are the most physical team in football...just ask Ray Lewis. How do you take the Pats receivers out of the game? Put them on the ground early and often. The Pats beat you in space. The Steelers beat you man on man. The Steelers have the best chance right now because neither team matches up well against each other.

The NFC is another story. The Cowboys right now are getting the same treatment that Ohio State got last week. They're "America's Team" so they are the favorite over the Packers. The book on the Packers is that they haven't been able to run the football all year. Then last week they played the #1 rushing defense in the league and Ryan Grant threw up 119 yards on them for an average of just about five yards a carry. By the way, whenever you get a shutout in the NFL, you have done something pretty substantial.

The catch is the Packers have to play a good Lions team on the road on Thanksgiving which is always a tough spot for anyone to play. They are at Dallas on Thursday the next week where they never play well. In fact, I don't think I remember the Cowboys ever going to Lambeau. At least in a game that mattered. Regardless if the Packers in fact lose one of those games, they will lose the inside track to home field advantage. The Packers also have the Bears left to play and that's a huge game regardless of the records. No one understands that other than Packers/Bears fans.

I want you to understand one thing. If Brett Favre wasn't the Packer quarterback, they might have two wins. There is no question that he is the NFL MVP. Someone tell me that there is anyone more valuable to their team and what they have done this season. Brady? Moss is the most valuable player on that team and if you don't think so, go back to reading GQ. Moss makes everyone on that team better, but without Moss, they would still be a 13 win team. The Packers are where they are because they have Brett Favre, who is playing some of the best football of his career. Will Favre win the MVP? Probably not. It's riduclous that he won't.

Monday, November 12, 2007

Hey Voters; Be Consistant

We talked here at No Owens a few weeks ago about the jokes provided by the major polls this year in college football. I strongly defended Boston College to be the #1 team in the country, even though they weren't the best, but if an undefeated team is going to be #1 at least let it be the team with the signature road game.

Ohio State now has a signature home loss. Look, it's no surprise that Ohio State lost. Did we see it coming from the Illini? Probably not, but it really isn't as shocking as it is satisfying. Ohio State was #1 for two reason as we discussed: they were undefeated and they were "Ohio State."

Let me say the following...I don't believe Kansas is a better team than LSU, Oregon, Oklahoma, or even West Virginia. But if those who felt that I guess what would be an honor to Ohio State to give them the #1 ranking because of mainly their record, why isn't Kansas now the #1 team? Because LSU is, "LSU?"

There are so many complaints about the BCS. But remember what the two most important factors are in the BCS standings: the two major polls and number of losses. There has to be some serious help from the computers for teams to leap other teams ranked ahead of them in both polls and most certainly with more losses. It's just ridiculous how hypocritical the voters are and as much as hatred may stir around the BCS, it still comes down to the voters.

Especially this year, the old bowl format would reign supreme. I have always been an advocate to the old structure and letting the polls play it out. Why? There is never anything definitive in college football. So trying to define a champion in some years is just pointless. No Owens predicted an OU/WV title game before the first snap of the season and that chance is still alive. The only way that can happen is if OU beats Kansas in the Big 12 Championship game. What if they didn't? What if Kansas, Oregon, and LSU win out? My money says that Kansas wouldn't play for the title, just like Michigan didn't "play for the title" in 1997 because if you win the Big 10, you play in the Rose Bowl and let everyone figure it out.

What it all comes down to is the fact that the voters apparently have a collective bias. For whatever reason, they like teams better than others. We all knew that Ohio State was not the best team in the nation but "understood" their ranking. If we "understood" their ranking, what makes sense about Kansas at #3? Because they're Kansas?

Football is about playing football. If I had a vote right now my top five would look something like this:
#1 Oregon
#2 Oklahoma
#3 LSU (they should be the best team but they are really banged up)
#4 Kansas
#5 West Virginia
In my opinion, those are the teams playing the best football right now. But for those voters that had to have Ohio State #1 a week ago, there is no excuse for them putting Kansas at the #3 this week. Should Kansas be #1? You see above as to how they should be ranked, but the voters don't need to be changing their principles as to how they vote week in and week out. Maybe we should just turn this whole thing over to Vegas.

Friday, November 9, 2007

He's Back

I know that many of you have been just waiting and waiting for a post about my favorite person. Luckily, your time has come.

The thriving communist powerhouse China has stepped to the plate. Now that their economy is about to level off they have made the biggest mistake they could. I mean, their communists, what do you expect? They have added a major golf tournament that it playing right now. Some would call it the HSBC Champions tournament. I call it the next playing of the Mickelslam.

Let me preface. I hate Phil Mickelson. He is my least favorite famous person in the world. My least favorite person in the world misses key blocks on trey-lefts when we are driving late in the game against Hinsdale South. There will never be anything good said about Mickelson here. If there is, it will be facetius, I promise. His wife however, she wins at life.

Mickelson is one back of the baby walrus Kevin Stadler in China. First of all, I can't believe someone gave him a temporary business visa to enter China. I mean, they are communists, but still. Remember last time when I was all over Mickelson for not playing in the BMW Championship? Well, it seems that it was the story of his life even if he did play. Tiger would have won, Phil would have talked about playing well but his chance will come, and then we would move on.

However, Phil is willing to travel to the far east to play. Last week, he got beat up by the course in Singapore. He probably flew on that new huge airplane to get there. He would need to as he needs extra seating for all of his awful comments and hair gel. Speaking of...

"I played solid throughout and didn't make a bogey," Mickelson said. "I was able to play a good round in some tough conditions starting out, although the wind died down in the end."

Thank you Dopler Mickelson. Oh, and if we want to see how many bogeys you made, we'll read your score card. Your a professional, you shouldn't make bogeys. Stop bragging. You put gel in your hair meaning you must have to make yourself feel good about something.

"I like the golf course a lot," Mickelson added. "It's very similar to what we see on tour in the U.S. The greens are putting beautifully. ... If you read them well you are going to make a lot of putts."

Really. Last I checked, there aren't any greens, except at Gettysvue CC, that roll straight all the time. Thanks for the insight on reading greens, Phil.

I never have a good thing to say about Mickelson. Nor should you. One of these days, people are going to see the side of Mickelson that I do. He tramples children. Your kids aren't safe with him around, ask any tournament staff member. One of these days, people will starting hating him as much as I do. Until that day comes, the Mickelslam will always be a regular major event.

Wednesday, November 7, 2007

One Step Closer to the Worst Thing Ever

We are in one interesting time in sports. Today, more so than ever before "getting it right" is more prevalent. Regardless if it takes time to get a call right in a football game, or if it was a player, coach or team committing an act that some would call "cheating," the asterisk era has begun in sports.

This year we saw an amazing year in baseball. We saw more personal milestones this year than in any other year before. Starting next year, what does the most coveted record in sports mean?

Barry Bonds is already the asterisk king. We don't have to go into this. And pending natural disaster, A-Rod is going to break his record. Yesterday, the GM's of Major League Baseball took the next step in using instant replay to review home runs with the thought process of "get it right."

Before I get into the historic details of why I think this is a big problem, I'm just going to tell you how this is going to really screw up baseball.

College football officials are lazy. They are flat out lazy. How many times have you seen officials huddle together to discuss a tough call and then just say the easy answer knowing that it will get reviewed and they can get it right seeing it a second time? You know the...we will call it down on the field for now, but we can go review it to see if it really was a fumble or not?

Now, home runs being foul or not are going to come under review. And I guess the myth of the yellow line on the fence is going to be determined by instant replay. How do you think Hank Aaron should feel about this?

How many balls do you think Aaron, or Ruth, or anyone for that matter hit down the line that could have been either fair or foul? We don't know, but there could have been a number of home runs that could have gone either way and we'll never know. Now, we are taking the human element out of sports. I can't disagree more with instant replay in any sport. When these games were first created there was no replay. Respect the past. Technology has come a long way but especially in football, technology is more so about safety than performance enhancement. When you are dealing with sports where the the past plays such a role in the present and future, how can you go about changing an aspect of the game that could have changed results from every single player and game before it?

You may think I'm overreacting. But this is the reality. One or two home runs, even ten could be the difference between someone getting the numbers to get into the Hall of Fame. 500 home runs doesn't mean what it used to. Maybe there are guys in the Hall that would be closer to 498 because of not having replay. But where does this end? What happens if in the eyes of the league replay is effective for "getting it right?" Then what? Do they expand the scope to use replay on calls at the plate? I've got news for you...if replay would have been used on calls to the plate this year, Matt Holliday would have been called out in the play-in game and who knows...the Padres could have won the Series. And if that play was reviewable, imagine how long it would take to iron it out. People complain about baseball being a slow game already, and now you're going to put replay in?

I'm nitpicking. I know that. But I love baseball and I respect the game. By adding instant replay, everything changes. Will it be successful for what the GM's are looking for? Yes, it will. I'm not doubting the fact that calls will be corrected. But they were never before, and that's part of the game. Mistakes are made by the officials in any sport. That is part of the game. If replay was in effect in 2003, the Cubs may have gotten the out in the Bartman incident. But who is going to say that they wouldn't have messed up anyway? It's the Cubs. So think about all of these memories that you have and the records that have been set. Now think about how there's a strong chance that similar moments to those in the future will be looked at differently than they were in the past. That's not what baseball is about. And I've got new for you, it will not end with home runs.

Tuesday, November 6, 2007

Scattering Through College Football

Are you one of those people who thinks the BCS is a huge problem? Well, first of all, get used to it because it's not going anywhere and there's no way a playoff system is going to be instituted. Why? Money of course.

Remember when No Owens made reference to Oregon being for real and Dennis Dixon was going to emerge as a Heisman candidate? You probably chose to forget about it. However, now both are very serious situations. Right now, Oregon, in my opinion, is the best team in college football. They have the best player in Dixon, they have a confident swagger and with the points they are putting up a pretty decent defense has Dixon's back. Right now, Oregon is #3 in the BCS but because LSU is "LSU" they are #2. Of course, the SEC is superior to the Pac-10, but right now, LSU just isn't a consistent football team. Look at their schedule and how many tough games (statistically and physically)are on there. They are banged up. It doesn't matter who they play in a bowl with the 40 some day rest because it will get ugly. But right now, they are hurting. And the polls that count don't get it.

Is Oregon going to finish with one loss? Good question. Two of the most important teams in college football are Oklahoma State and Oregon State. Now, you really think I must be crazy. But think about it...these schools seemingly always play spoiler to someone. A loss to one of these two teams knocks teams out of the title equation. Ask Texas. Ask USC. It happens. Now, two very important match ups remain...Oregon/Oregon State and Oklahoma/Oklahoma State, both with the under dogs being due for a big win this year. Say both are upsets...where are we?

Kansas. Not Luke's Kansas, KU. Are they going to beat Mizzou? I don't know. You score 76 with the potential of 90+ and you can beat people. I don't care how bad Nebraska may be this year, but UT put up 59 on Louisiana Lafayette last week, and I think Nebraska just might be able to take them. Now, if they beat Mizzou and go into the Big XII championship game undefeated and somehow beat an Oklahoma team that doesn't lose two in a row, they are a legit #2, if not #1. Beating OU is a big if.

Ohio State probably won't beat Michigan on the road and LSU has to play a championship game. So riddle me this: Oklahoma finishes with one loss, Oregon with two, LSU with one, Ohio State with one, and Kansas with two. West Virginia is quietly sitting there at #6 with one loss. It's also very possible that LSU loses to either a hot Arkansas team or in the SEC Championship. Assuming that UT doesn't beat Arkansas, Georgia, who was labeled as the scariest team in the East by No Owens pre season, could run all over a battered LSU team. It's also possible that Illinois beats Ohio State. All this being said, do you have any idea what can happen in the next four weeks? You've got to like yourself if you are West Virginia but Louisville has played spoiler to another of their opponents Cincinnati who played spoiler to South Florida, who gave West Virginia their only loss. Along with the two hoops powerhouses are two more with BIG EAST LEADING #13 UConn and Pitt to close the season. All of a sudden, West Virginia may have the toughest road yet!

You hate the BCS right? I'm going to tell you why the BCS loves you. Because you love to talk about how much you hate it. Ask Britney Spears...any publicity is good publicity. Just wait, it's been quiet. But when these teams start falling and especially when Ohio State does, this BCS thing is going to explode. What's going to come from it? I don't think anyone can answer that one, not even the computers.

Friday, November 2, 2007

Seriously, What Do You Want to Talk About?

I mean, I am sure the thousands that flock to this very site everyday were disappointed yesterday when there was no post. As you know, the majority of the time when there is nothing posted, it means that I got too busy to post. This in fact was not the case yesterday. Yesterday, there was seemingly nothing interesting to write about.

We've been through the Girardi thing, I've got nothing on Joe Torre really. Why would he go to LA? He's absolutely and idiot. I know Torre is documented as wearing only Zegna suits, but did he need the extra money to keep buying them? I mean, three years $13 million rocks hard, but is it really worth dealing with Jeff Kent at his age? The Dodgers are a young team, and they have Jeff Kent. For those of you who don't know, Kent is notoriously the worst clubhouse guy in baseball. Yeah, worse than Bonds and A-Rod. As Bill Walton would say, "What could he possibly be thinking?"

What...Kobe? You want your team destroyed? Didn't think so. He's got such a good contract that he can put in place the players he wants to remain on the teams that he could go to. Note: Kobe isn't Jordan, no matter how badly he thinks he is. Thanks.

What...A-Rod? Don't you find it ironic that the "Best Player of our Generation" doesn't have teams lining up to sign him? Basically, there are only really two teams that can afford him and he's already shut one down. Is Boston going to sign him? Doubt it. Other than that, A-Rod doesn't have enough power to hit in SF. Sorry, but he's a 35-40 home run hitter there. I mean, that's not bad or anything, but those hooking line drives to left and 318 foot homers to left in the Bronx aren't getting it done in SF. That leaves who...the Cubs, Mets, and Angels? None of those teams need A-Rod from a business standpoint. All of those teams need PITCHING and the Cubs need a left handed power hittter to hit between Lee and ARAM. Yeah, A-Rod is the best player available, but there are other pressing needs. Imagine this...Tampa Bay signs A-Rod. The Devil Rays, not the Bucs. With the young players they have plus A-Rod, they could win games. Plus, he's stay in the AL East which would be hilarious. Oh, and the q-tips in Tampa would probably pay to see A-Rod. Guess what, won't happen. Who's legitimately going to sign A-Rod for $30 million with the Yankees out of the picture? This is really going to be interesting.

NBA? No one cares. My fantasy team is amazing. My fantasy team is so good that I could field a football team out of it and win. TheBron at WR and Dwight Howard playing both ways at LT and DE. You're done.

Patriots/Colts? I mean, alright. I'm taking the Colts. You're the champion until someone beats you. At home? Mad that they get no respect? Colts by 7.

Well, in my opinion, the biggest story in sports right now is Ohio State. Have we not learned anything? Ohio State has.

Let me tell you how much smarter Ohio State is than you. They know because they are "The Ohio State University" that playing in a weak conference against a weak schedule, all they have to do is put themselves in a position to be undefeated against Michigan. That's all they have to do. That may sound hard...look at that schedule and tell me otherwise. My fantasy basketball team could be Akron and YSU. Running the option with Baron Davis and Ben Gordon, Richard Jefferson at the hybrid TE. Yeah.

Look, Ohio State last year was the consensus #1. They went through their schedule, and yes, beat Texas on the road, which is nice. A Texas team that was completely depleted and overrated starting a freshman quarterback, but they did win and did so convincingly. This year, nothing stands out about this team other than their name and record in the eyes of the voters. What's the difference between Ohio State and Arizona State right now? Arizona State has won all the games they were supposed to win, like Ohio State, plays in a better conference than Ohio State this year, yet because of Ohio State's name recognition, Arizona State is #4. Boston College, who has a signature road win against Virginia Tech in the rain is #2, because Ohio State has name recognition. You think Ohio State cares? Assuming that Michigan beats Ohio State and assuming that BC loses and assuming that Oregon beats ASU this week, Hawaii will be the only undefeated team. So potentially you're rankings look like this, LSU, Oregon, Oklahoma, Ohio State (because they lost on the road and only have one loss, they will most likely still be ranked ahead of Michigan), West Virginia, Michigan (two losses), BC (one loss) and then whatever. Including Hawaii there's eight BCS teams. Notre Dame will somehow find a way to get in contractually, so there's nine. Either way, Ohio State has walked into the BCS to play someone who will get all over them. Take your millions get killed, give your AD a bonus.

It's what they do. They give themselves an opportunity to play in a BCS game, and take their chances with being over matched. They take their millions. AD doesn't care. The two best teams in the country right now are in fact LSU and Oregon. But at least BC has a quality road win. If your a voter and have to vote for undefeated teams at the top I mean, at least look at that win and not just "The Ohio State University." Ohio State structures themselves to go to a BCS game, not to impress anything. Winning is important at Ohio State these days, but not as important as the dollars.