Because Michael Phelps Made You Forget...

College Football is less than two weeks away. I don't think you understand just how amazing it is that we are going straight from the Olympics into college football. The single most unifying sporting event in America to the single most house-dividing, fight-driven, relationship ending sport there is. How ironic is this?

Going into the year, obviously, the big story is the SEC with their boatload of teams in the top 20. But, as we've analyzed about Florida having history not on their side with their offense along with injuries, as well as Georgia's schedule and now injuries, what are you to make of it?

What that's going to turn into is Big Ten fans talking about how weak the SEC is when there are a bunch of beat up three loss teams. Not to mention you are looking at a strong likelihood of a SEC Championship game re-match from last year if both teams can stay healthy. Again, I don't see an SEC team playing against Ohio State this year. I just think it's too tough.

I'm rambling and I know that I am. After posting pictures yesterday, I have just been dying to come up with a reason to talk to you about why I like Oklahoma, and that's because their quarterback has more French Open Titles than all the other teams in the nation, combined:






Yes, that's right, Justine Henin is looking to lead Oklahoma to an elusive BCS win and possibly a shot at the title. Their defense is stacked and Henin returns as the most efficient passer in the nation.

I like Missouri in the North and I like West Virginia, but if all plays out, I really think you are going to see Oklahoma play Ohio State. Now, are those the two best teams? Of course not. But that doesn't mean that's how it's going to go down. Later next week, look for a more in-depth look at the season and the conference predictions from No Owens. But for now, feel free to understand that Sam Bradford and Justin Henin are the same person.