Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Bringing Down Penn State Fans

Interesting title, I know and you wonder, after the biggest win in about the past 20 years of Nittany Lions football can it possibly be done? Well, you've come to the right place.

Congratulations Penn State fans, you went on the road and beat a team that gets run out of the stadium by the class of the Pac-10. Congrats. What does this mean? It means that you are on the tightest leash of any other school in the country. Why? Well because of the following: America knows that Ohio State is a fraud, and you just beat them in their house, in a game that a freshman quarterback literally handed to you. Now, you have the title of being the Big Ten team to get embarrassed by an SEC team in the BCS Title game, or possibly a Big Twelve team this year.

But I will thank you for this, by beating Ohio State, you did not only get rid of them for the rest of the year, but you made USC's win over the Buckeyes much less meaningful...so everything has to go right for the Trojans to get into the title game.

So Penn State fans, if you lose another game this year...since you have the biggest joke of a schedule of all time, gear up for a physical beatdown of by either the winner of the UGA/UF game or Alabama. Pick your poisons.

But here's my favorite Penn State business. In 1994, Penn State had an amazing team and in fact, one of the best I've ever seen. Only thing is they went undefeated, took care of their business, but another team did the same named Nebraska...and they were the greatest team I've ever seen and of all-time. Since then, Penn State fans have been complaining about the media hating them, and thought that in 2002, Larry Johnson not winning the Heisman was a conspiracy.

I've never like LJ...never thought he was that good. He's had two GREAT seasons in the NFL, conveniently right before his holdout/contract year. I don't think he's cracked the 800 yard barrier in any other year.

This guy is the prototype steroid user and while the NFL is busy "randomly" testing people for their games in England, guys like LJ can get paid for juicing. LJ is the NFL's Juan Gonzalez and anyone who offered to pay LJ what they did get's what they deserve. Sorry Chiefs fans, but you got taken for a ride...and for you Penn State fans, sorry that your only hope for a great player in this day and age was caused by illegal substance. Try to make a media controversy out of that.

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