Recent Headlines...

There hasn't been too many crazy stories going on in the past couple of days. A few things that have the ability to yank the chain, but nothing that I really could write in great detail about. All this said, it's time to dive into a brief run down of a few stories of the present.

Report: Vick's Va. home was burglarized last month.

In case you missed it, Michael Vick has been allegedly involved with running a dog fighting venue in a house he owns, but doesn't live in, somewhere in Virginia. Stolen were three flat screen TV's, two floor buffers, a vaccuum, an upright washer and dryer, and a couch from that same home. Who owns floor buffers? Multiple floor buffers? It is clear that Jim Edmonds is the theif. I personally don't see much difference in dogfighting and boxing, and neither does Jim Edmonds. Does Edmonds not look like a dog-kicker to you? The TV's were stolen in punishment of the wrong type of poor treatment caused by Vick. Now, Edmonds can watch himself on Sportscenter run away from a fly ball, just so he can turn around and dive for it that much more clearly in the comfort of his own home. His dog better hope he catches it.

Double-A skipper suspended three games for tantrum

That guy, who army crawled through the infield of a minor league baseball game got suspended. Shocker. I mean this guy is obviously a legend. He obviously didn't take a blood test. Have you ever seen anyone do that who wasn't drunk? Caddyshack doesn't count. I know the whole Josh Hancock incident brought about the whole no drinking in the clubhouse ordeal. Apparently, they didn't say anything about drinking in the dugout.

Clemens' MRI shows only disrupted scar tissue

Only disrupted scar tissue. Apparently, these doctors didn't see what happened to Lance Harbor. If Johnny Moxon was around, he wouldn't let the Rocket take the field. Good thing the Yankees don't have a minor league operation in West Caanan. George Steinbrenner=Bud Kilmer.

Donovan had promise with Magic, but UF is a comfy fit

Billy Donovan is a great coach. No one is doubting that. However, apparently he can't make a desicion. How does he makes these decisions so quickly on the court that allow his teams to win back to back National Titles? I would say that his instincts are above average given his outcomes. So why does he then take a step back, analyize the situation and then go back to the Gators? Probably because he looks like a used car salesman...no offense to Bill Paxton in True Lies.